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Lookin' for some Wizard lovin' - 25 (Chi)
Reply to: pers-y3399999999999@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-01, 2:44PM CDT
Are you the right guy to put a spell on me?
Requirements
*Impressive Wand
Flashy head gear (glitter and star/moon combo always a turn on)
Beard/Mustache/Goatee
Flying Dog (extra points for a dragon)
A sweet globe that when you touch flashes lightning
Harry Potter-esque glasses
Able to clean all my dishes by singing a song
Lots of old books (sepia tone required)
Some soft slippers that curl up at the toe
Responses….
Hullooooooo!!! I have the best wizard costume that took me 5 months to make. I think you will really love it. I wanna know…whose your favorite wizard???
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hello, your profile has caught my eye. im a 27 year old fella living in chicago, and the reason your profile caught my attention is i have a long white beard. in fact, sometimes i indeed use it to dry my dishes or dislodge dried, sticky bits from a pot or a pan. in the summertime, at the beach, it (my long white beard) is useful for obscuring the unusually shaped birthmark on my neck; i will wait until further correspondence is received to tell you what it (my birthmark) resembles!
cheers,
g
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Guess that’s why the sorting hat put me in Slytheri. I used to have that look, but I was expelled from Hogwarts for using a Reducto spell on a parking meter.
-merline
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Great post!
Hi there. Saw your post and I am confident that I fit the criteria. I am 6’0”, a musician, strong, a good cook, tattoos, and I live in the Uk Village. Drop me a line and lets see what happens. Cheers
